this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
Livin’ it up - Nicki Minaj Verse
“I tol’ cici I was gettin ‘er , I tol ‘er bitches can’t see her, no retina……… If a chick wan try, she a hot mess!”
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Now normally I don’t post penis or nudes on this blog, but holy shit. That just looks like a really nice penis to me.
what he said. goddamn
girls just wanna have fun
when they let you cum inside
i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house
Faith in innocence restored
Wat I don’t even
“FUCKERS I DARE YOU TO MENTION THE CODPIECE.”
“I DARE YOU.”
it kinda looks like female armor from fantasy rpg
Guys, I hope this makes you feel really uncomfortable.
Because that armor is really uncomfortable.
We are way too old for this