Graham Manly's tales

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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tastyenigma:

funkmylife-minaj:

Livin’ it up - Nicki Minaj Verse

“I tol’ cici I was gettin ‘er , I tol ‘er bitches can’t see her, no retina……… If a chick wan try, she a hot mess!”

Slayyyyyy

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

pocosun:

hotcockssexydicks:

Hot!

Now normally I don’t post penis or nudes on this blog, but holy shit. That just looks like a really nice penis to me.

what he said. goddamn

herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes to your ask box right now.

thequantumofme:

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

Faith in innocence restored

virusq:

bloodyalchemy:

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

Wat I don’t even

HIS EXPRESSION.

“FUCKERS I DARE YOU TO MENTION THE CODPIECE.”

“I DARE YOU.”

it kinda looks like female armor from fantasy rpg

Guys, I hope this makes you feel really uncomfortable.

Because that armor is really uncomfortable.

thelaughingmango:

We are way too old for this